HomePortalFAQSearchRegisterMemberlistUsergroupsLog in

Share | 
 

 Half Sister

View previous topic View next topic Go down 
AuthorMessage
CaesaR
Exclusive inc. GM
avatar

Number of posts : 402
EXCLUSIVE Rewards :
100 / 100100 / 100

Warning :
0 / 1000 / 100

Registration date : 2008-03-04

PostSubject: Half Sister   Sat Apr 19, 2008 10:11 am

One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Susan. After dinner, George's dad took him aside, "Son, I have to talk with you." "Look at your mother, George. She and I have been married 30 years, she's a wonderful wife and mother, but, she has never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I used to fool around with women a lot. Susan is actually your half sister, and I'm afraid you can't marry her."

George was broken-hearted. After eight months he eventually started dating girls again. A year later he came home and very proudly announced, "Dianne said yes! We're getting married in June." Again his father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news. "Dianne is your half sister too, George. I'm awfully sorry about this." George was livid!

He finally decided to go to his mother with the news his father had shared. "Dad has done so much harm. I guess I'm never going to get married," he complained. "Every time I fall in love, dad tells me the girl is my half sister." "Hehehe," his mother chuckled, shaking her head, "don't pay any attention to what he says. He's not really your father."
jocolor

_________________
Back to top Go down
View user profile http://exclusive.highforum.net
Blastin Illusions
New Comer


Number of posts : 18
EXCLUSIVE Rewards :
0 / 1000 / 100

Warning :
0 / 1000 / 100

Registration date : 2008-04-21

PostSubject: Re: Half Sister   Mon Apr 21, 2008 7:22 pm

looooool
good one Basketball
Back to top Go down
View user profile
Matoumass
Bishop
avatar

Number of posts : 119
EXCLUSIVE Rewards :
0 / 1000 / 100

Warning :
0 / 1000 / 100

Registration date : 2008-03-28

PostSubject: Re: Half Sister   Mon Apr 21, 2008 7:53 pm

Really good one. Loved it !
Back to top Go down
View user profile
bishounen2k8
Prime Minister
avatar

Number of posts : 1910
Age : 28
Location : Philippines
EXCLUSIVE Rewards :
0 / 1000 / 100

Warning :
0 / 1000 / 100

Registration date : 2008-04-02

PostSubject: Re: Half Sister   Tue Apr 22, 2008 7:08 am

lol! nice one, .
Back to top Go down
View user profile
TwistedFirestarter
Moderator
avatar

Number of posts : 654
Age : 28
Location : Australia
EXCLUSIVE Rewards :
4 / 1004 / 100

Warning :
0 / 1000 / 100

Registration date : 2008-03-25

PostSubject: Re: Half Sister   Tue Apr 22, 2008 10:48 am

Rofl, poor guy and poor "Dad" xD


_________________

Back to top Go down
View user profile
killer_bakekang
Main Moderator
avatar

Number of posts : 1093
Age : 23
Location : Calamba, Laguna,Philippines
EXCLUSIVE Rewards :
1 / 1001 / 100

Warning :
1 / 1001 / 100

Registration date : 2008-05-16

PostSubject: Re: Half Sister   Wed May 21, 2008 5:49 pm

Hehe...
Maybe he just wants to ******** the girls.

_________________
Back to top Go down
View user profile http://pinoyforum.forummotion.com/index.htm
Sponsored content




PostSubject: Re: Half Sister   

Back to top Go down
 
Half Sister
View previous topic View next topic Back to top 
Page 1 of 1
 Similar topics
-
» Truth or Dare
» Fresh Blooded Half Blood (or the Naive, Narcoleptic New Kid)
» On half a shoestring
» New Arrival To Camp Half Blood: Nethaniel Shade
» Map of Camp Half-Blood/Underworld

Permissions in this forum:You cannot reply to topics in this forum
 :: Miscellaeneous :: Jokes and Humour-
Jump to: