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PostSubject: Never Lie to your Mother   Sat Apr 19, 2008 10:12 am

John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his roommate and this only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between John and the roommate than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, John volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Julie and I are just roommates." About a week later, Julie came to John and said, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. "You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Julie said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be sure."
So he sat down and wrote: "Dear Mother, I'm not saying you 'did' take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you 'did not' take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner."
Several days later, John received a letter from his mother which read: "Dear Son, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Julie, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Julie. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mom"
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PostSubject: Re: Never Lie to your Mother   Sat Apr 19, 2008 12:35 pm

Rofl, i saw this one at DS though =\


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PostSubject: Re: Never Lie to your Mother   Sat Apr 19, 2008 2:09 pm

LOL
really ?
I found this somewhere that is not belong to DS.
Anyway since not all in here are from DS, keep enjoying:)

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PostSubject: Re: Never Lie to your Mother   Mon Apr 21, 2008 7:17 pm

its very funny though, gonna remind it for the next time i have to go on stage lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Never Lie to your Mother   Mon Apr 21, 2008 7:52 pm

Nice story Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Never Lie to your Mother   Tue Apr 22, 2008 6:56 pm

lol! poor dude, . hehe
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PostSubject: Re: Never Lie to your Mother   Wed May 21, 2008 5:51 pm

Okay..

Not funny.

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PostSubject: Re: Never Lie to your Mother   Mon Jun 23, 2008 2:40 pm

nc story.. though..
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PostSubject: Re: Never Lie to your Mother   Mon Jun 23, 2008 4:25 pm

Yup it's lame.

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PostSubject: Re: Never Lie to your Mother   Tue Jun 24, 2008 11:33 am

lol clever mother
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PostSubject: Re: Never Lie to your Mother   Tue Jun 24, 2008 6:46 pm

Yeah.

I hope that is not my mothah.

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PostSubject: Re: Never Lie to your Mother   Mon Jun 30, 2008 6:37 pm

@k_b
a 14 year old sleeping with a girl
well your certainly ambitious

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LOL nice one
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PostSubject: Re: Never Lie to your Mother   Tue Jul 01, 2008 5:05 am

Hey . .

if your an american . .

why not . .

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PostSubject: Re: Never Lie to your Mother   Tue Jul 01, 2008 4:09 pm

what's the difference between the girls in america than in the phil?
LOL smart ass mom
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PostSubject: Re: Never Lie to your Mother   Wed Jul 02, 2008 6:13 am

LOL . .

you really don't know the difference eh?. .

where are you from anyway? . .

if your an american you'd know . .

so i'm guessing your pinoy . .

harhar!
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PostSubject: Re: Never Lie to your Mother   Wed Jul 02, 2008 4:21 pm

yup pinoy and proud of it
so what's the difference then? they're more "malibog"?
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PostSubject: Re: Never Lie to your Mother   Thu Jul 03, 2008 4:55 am

LOL ..

Hell Yah! .

like 5x MOOOREE!

Lmao!
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PostSubject: Re: Never Lie to your Mother   Thu Jul 03, 2008 4:05 pm

LOL me wants to live in USA!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Never Lie to your Mother   Fri Jul 04, 2008 5:03 am

LOLx! . .

duuuuude! . .

you can always find girls like that here!
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PostSubject: Re: Never Lie to your Mother   Fri Jul 04, 2008 5:17 pm

yeah but i'm 14 Razz woot bday tomorrow
going on 15 Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Never Lie to your Mother   Sat Jul 05, 2008 6:51 am

Haha! . .

LOL . .

i've seen younger . .

and known them

haha!
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