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PostSubject: Trains's Ticket   Fri Apr 25, 2008 3:35 pm

Three X engineers and three Y employees are traveling by train to a computer conference. At the station, the three X engineers each buy tickets and watch as the three Y employees buy only a single ticket.

"How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asks an X engineer.

"Watch and you'll see," answers the Y employee.

They all board the train. The X engineers take their respective seats, but all three Y employees cram into a restroom and close the door behind them. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the restroom door and says, "Ticket, please."

The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes the ticket and moves on.

The X engineers saw this and agreed it was quite a clever idea. So after the conference, the X engineers decide to do the same on the return trip and save some money.

When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the Y employees don't buy any ticket, at all.

"How are you going to travel without a ticket?" asks one perplexed X engineer.

"Watch and you'll see," answers a Y employee.

When they board the train the three X engineers cram into a restroom and the three Y employees cram into another one nearby. The train departs.

Shortly afterward, one of the Y employees leaves his restroom and walks over to the restroom where the X engineers are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket, please..."

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PostSubject: Re: Trains's Ticket   Wed May 21, 2008 5:33 pm

Hehe..

Quite funny and the employees are really clever.

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PostSubject: Re: Trains's Ticket   Wed May 21, 2008 7:29 pm

Rofl. The X engineers got owned ><


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PostSubject: Re: Trains's Ticket   Wed May 21, 2008 7:56 pm

I think the original story is the politicians and Engineers

where the engineers owned

EDIT

here are the other stories:

A big storm hit the country, 11 people were stranded in a roof. A single helicopter saved them, and brought down a rope. Immediately the 10 politicians and a single engineer held on the rope. The pilot said that the rope can only hold 10 people, meaning one must climb down and meet his death. The engineer then spoke. He said he, as an engineer is willing to climb down, because engineers always do anything for the company, forsakes his own, always do overtime and works hard with nothing in return. After stating his loooong speech, the politicians began to clap.

Moral:
Don't underestimate the power of engineers and... don't clap when holding on a rope

Next:
Once there were 3 politicians walking along the forest. A huge storm hit and they need to go back to the road. They made it into a river. They wanted to cross it but the river's current is very strong because of the storm and crossing it is hard. So the 3 politicians prayed hard. The 1st politician prayed: "Lord give me the strength to cross this river" pffff... The Lord gave him long arms and legs...
He crossed the river but almost drowned several times...
But.. He IS successful
The 2nd politician prayed to the Lord: "Lord, give me the strength and the tools to cross this river!"
pfff.....The lord gave him a tub and a propeller,
He crossed the river but his tub almost dilapidated several times
But.. He IS successful
The last politician, seeing how his companions dealt with it, prayed: "Lord, give me the strength, the means and the intelligence to cross this river!"
pffff..... the Lord turned him into an engineer
After browsing the map, he walk a few meters upstream and crossed the bridge.

Moral:
Engineers are intelligent... if you're not, then God help you

that two stories is with the Train ticket story, lols


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PostSubject: Re: Trains's Ticket   Wed May 21, 2008 8:20 pm

@genso: You just feel sorry for the engineers don't you? Razz


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PostSubject: Re: Trains's Ticket   Thu May 22, 2008 6:56 am

Hehehe...

maybe he is one . .

LOLx . .
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PostSubject: Re: Trains's Ticket   Thu May 22, 2008 2:04 pm

lol

no

and I don't aspire being an engineer

my dad is, and his officemates always send him messages like that so I get to read them
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PostSubject: Re: Trains's Ticket   Thu May 22, 2008 4:38 pm

hmmm...

A little corny but it like it.

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PostSubject: Re: Trains's Ticket   Fri May 23, 2008 6:07 am

Ah...

so your defending your father then?

good boy . .

kidding!

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PostSubject: Re: Trains's Ticket   Fri May 23, 2008 6:39 pm

nah

haha
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PostSubject: Re: Trains's Ticket   Fri May 23, 2008 6:47 pm

@bish

Maybe he is like the ones in the Etcetera.

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PostSubject: Re: Trains's Ticket   Fri May 23, 2008 8:52 pm

hmmm

it seems that I will be banned next
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PostSubject: Re: Trains's Ticket   Fri May 23, 2008 10:12 pm

Lol, the original one s from well known company names, so I omited them in avoding further misunderstanding.

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PostSubject: Re: Trains's Ticket   Fri May 23, 2008 10:45 pm

Oh yeah..lol and to avoid anyone getting offended

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PostSubject: Re: Trains's Ticket   Sat May 24, 2008 6:11 am

I see . .

so the GM is also a good boy?

LOL . .

kidding!
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PostSubject: Re: Trains's Ticket   Sat May 24, 2008 10:14 am

Like what happened in the Microsoft egg thigy??

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PostSubject: Re: Trains's Ticket   Sun May 25, 2008 6:00 am

what microsoft egg thingy?? . .

the news about being thrown by eggs? . .

it was the CEO of Microsoft . . Ballmer something . . .

tsk tsk tsk
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PostSubject: Re: Trains's Ticket   Tue Jun 17, 2008 7:07 pm

Yup, Really embarrassing for the school highs.

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PostSubject: Re: Trains's Ticket   Thu Jun 19, 2008 4:21 am

school highs? what do you mean?
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