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PostSubject: Pick up lines   Mon Aug 25, 2008 10:39 am

Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met.

Of course there's lots of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd love to catch and mount back at my place.

Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.

How was Heaven when you left it?

You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.

Honey, you give new meaning to the definition of 'edible'.

I think I can die happy now, coz I've just seen a piece of heaven.

You must be going to hell, because it is a sin to look that good.

You should be someone's wife.

Excuse me, can i have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.

You've made me so nervous that I've totally forgotten my standard pick-up line.

Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

Is your name Gillette? ...coz you're the best a man can get.

If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.

It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.

Do you have a Band aid ? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Do you have a map? Cos Honey, I just keep gettin lost in your eyes.

Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime?

Girl, you gotta be tired coz you been runnin through my mind all day.

Got two nipples for a dime?

Help, something is wrong with my eyes - I just can't take them off you.



Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on!

Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?

I think I feel like Richard Gere - I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.

I'm sick. My medicine is to talk to you.

Was your Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you!

You're eyes are bluer than the atlantic ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea.

You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!

You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.

Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.

I'm bigger and better than the Titanic ... only 200 women went down on the Titanic

I'm good at math, U+I=69

I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK

Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's.

Please help the homeless. Take me home with you...

Wanna come and see my Hard Drive? Babe, I promise you it ain't 3.5 inches and it sure ain't floppy.

What's a nice girl like you doing with a face like that?

Will you be my Xmas cracker? I'd really like to pull you.

Would you like to come to a party in my toolshed?

You are a 9.999. Well, you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.

You're good at mathematics, right? Would you say 69 was a perfect square?

Your Daddy must have been a Baker, cos you got the nicest set of buns I've ever saw.

Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?

I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.

Grab yer bag Doll...you've just pulled...

I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest lady on earth tonight.

If beauty were an hour, you'd be a second.

There's just one thing your eyes haven't told me yet....you're name.

Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

What time do you have to be back in heaven?

Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?

You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.

You are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can breastfeed by you until I'm 20.

You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

You must be a high jumper, because you make my bar raise!

You're like milk, I just wanna make you part of my complete breakfast.

Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

I bet you $40 you're gonna turn me down.

I know that Milk does the body good, but wow, how much you been drinking?

I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you.

I'm betting that you cannot wait until tomorrow, because I bet that you get more and more beautiful every day.

Save a horse, ride a cowboy.

Seriously honey, sex is like Pizza. Even if it bad, it still pretty darn good.

When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.

Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?

You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: if you treat me right I'll do it your way

You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.

You know the Power company is looking for you coz you're so electrifying.

You know, I ain't this tall. I'm just sitting on my wallet.

You're like a Pringle. Once I pop ya, I just can't stop ya.

Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Baicarumba...are those real?

Be unique and different, just say yes.

Can I flirt with you?

Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.

Do you know karate? Cos damn it honey, your body is really kickin.

Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.

Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?

Honey, I'm new in this town - dya think I could have directions to your house.

I hope you know CPR, cos you take my breath away!

I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?

I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.

If you don't wanna have kids with me, then why don't we just practice?

Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.

Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.


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PostSubject: Re: Pick up lines   Tue Aug 26, 2008 5:26 am

LOL, . .

i think some only works for dumb girls, . .

haha!

i know some!

xD
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PostSubject: Re: Pick up lines   Tue Aug 26, 2008 4:04 pm

those are just joke pick up lines though..
noone uses them..
then again
who uses pick up lines
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PostSubject: Re: Pick up lines   Tue Aug 26, 2008 6:27 pm

of course its a joke
incase you didnt notice most are green
and why do you think i put it in the jokes section?
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PostSubject: Re: Pick up lines   Wed Aug 27, 2008 4:45 am

Don't be too defensive d_a, . .

i know you use some of those lines, .

haha, xD
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PostSubject: Re: Pick up lines   Wed Aug 27, 2008 10:21 am

lol green?
I didn't know it was in a joke section.
*BOWS TO D_A*
FORGIVE MY PREMATURE ASSUMPTIONS MASTER!
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PostSubject: Re: Pick up lines   Wed Aug 27, 2008 3:09 pm

oh
did i sound defensive?
hahaha
sorry
hahaha

@bish
nah i dont use them,most of the girls i know already know that :-P
hahaha
they all know those lines
hahaha

@m_g
you are forgiven my child
hahaha
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PostSubject: Re: Pick up lines   Thu Aug 28, 2008 5:14 am

LOL,

ahhh! Greener Pastures!

hehehe!

girls back there are HORNIER!

but compared to m_g's place, HORNIEST!

Haha! lmao!
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PostSubject: Re: Pick up lines   Thu Aug 28, 2008 8:13 pm

hornier?
nahhh
if that was true
i would have made a lot of little kittys bleed by now
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PostSubject: Re: Pick up lines   Fri Aug 29, 2008 5:01 am

LOL,

if that were true,

the kittys won't bleed anymore!

lmao!
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PostSubject: Re: Pick up lines   Fri Aug 29, 2008 3:17 pm

ewww
talking something ikki
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PostSubject: Re: Pick up lines   Sat Aug 30, 2008 4:58 am

LOL,

the nerve,

haha!
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PostSubject: Re: Pick up lines   Mon Sep 29, 2008 7:52 pm

Why are you talking about those pussies

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